Lichess’s 10th birthday Earlier this year, of course, the much-beloved Lichess celebrated her 10th birthday. Ever the plucky kid (but also extraordinarily mature for her age), Lichess was in no inordinate amount excited to finally turn double-digits. For the festivities Lichess invited some of her friends and classmates (and that one kid that no one reallyRead More
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In a move of astonishing self-confidence, Anish Giri and his legal team have petitioned to bend the rules around his upcoming first match with World Chess Champ Magnus Carlsen, to allow for increasingly outrageous handicaps. “I don’t believe in time” Giri told our reporters. “Did Fischer arrive on time to play Spassky? Chess transcends space and time.”Read More
FIDE and Quantum Physics
FIDE and Quantum Physics Some senior FIDE administrators pictured here discussing business plans for the next fiscal year In an unexpected turn of events, FIDE have hired a team of top MIT quantum physicists and philosophers to settle the infamous 2020 Candidates scandal in an unexpected way: thought experiments and philosophical heavy machinery. The scandal,Read More
Nakamura legally changes name to “Chess.com” to avoid lawsuits
Nakamura legally changes name to “Chess.com” to avoid lawsuits Someone interrupts Nakamura’s game to inform him of yet another lawsuit Earlier today, the chess world was rocked to its core upon hearing news that, after facing mounting legal pressure, former World Blitz Champion Hikaru Nakamura was left with no choice but to officially adopt theRead More